

I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but it has become clear that the steroid shots he received upon birth has resulted in the dude developing sheer dinosaur like strength. We shall call him Nolzilla. Because he has been given this great power, we will try to raise him like a normal boy, so that he will be a well-rounded individual when he grows up and use his power for good rather than evil. However, be warned, don't upset Nolzilla; he just might eat you. Right now it's more of a slobbering, but I know this is on his mind because he salivates every time he sees me. We recently walked around St. Paul with Nolzilla and his friend Tilly the witch, and people were so scared of being eaten (or hexed), they gave us candy. This whole good over evil thing is going to be a tough sell if people keep giving us candy when we scare them.











































